* yournick slaps demio with a pink cat

Ето кода и пълната документация.

#!/usr/bin/python
# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-

# a simple script that slaps a person with a random object
# it takes a random adjective and a random object
# and puts them in a sentence like this:
#	* yournick slaps demio with a pink cat
# example usage:
#	/slap demio
# author Dean Spirov (spirov92 on FreeNode)

import random;
import sys;
from os import system;
import subprocess;

print sys.argv;
SERVER = sys.argv[1];
CHANNEL = sys.argv[2];
target=sys.argv[3];

#adjectives
adj=random.choice(['',
    'pink',
    'green',
    'purple',
    'blue',
    'wet',
    'spiky',
    ]);
#objects
subj=random.choice([
    'fish',
    'VHS',
    'bicycle',
    'cat',
    'book',
    'toy car',
    'snake',
    'pillow',
    'radio',
    'demio',
    ]);

# create the message
t='/me slaps '+target+' with a '+adj+' '+subj;

# array of arguments for DBus
args=['qdbus','org.kde.konversation', '/irc', 'say',SERVER, CHANNEL, t];

c='';
for i in args:
    c=c+' "'+i+'"';

print 'command:'+c;
subprocess.Popen(args).communicate();

Ако ползваш Konversation, можеш да инсталираш скрипта, като го запаметиш като~/.kde4/share/apps/konversation/scripts/slap и го направиш изпълним (chmod +x slap)

Освен безценните PHP файлове, програмата намери доста изтрита музика, както и нещо, останало от изтритата Windows инсталация:

Точно така. Wallpapaer-а на Windows XP. Обяснявам си го с факта, че Windows тъпче файловете в началото на диска, а Linux трупа по средата, а диска не е пълнен напълно откакто форматирах диска.

Също така, разбрах, че в PHP е добавена командата goto. За кратко на http://bg2.php.net/goto имаше линк към това. Явно освен че е лоша практика, goto  повишава опасността от раптори.

Цъкнете тук, за да чуете песента: The Dawn Of Battle

The Dawn Of Battle by Manowar

Dreadful Thunder
The storms moving in
And Judgment day is calling
My soul has been healed
By the power of steel
And the sound of glory

I will send into the ground
All that are found
By the sign of the hammer falling
Yes Heathens will fall
I will strike down them all
Then you will know my calling

Bravery calls my name
In the sound of the wind in the night
My sword will drink blood
And I will fight
Yes I will fight
In the dawn of battle
Dawn of Battle

I will rise up from the chaos
I will rise up from the grave
A brother to the darkness
A master to the slave
I am the soul descendent
Of the fire and the rage
I was wrought upon the earth
Born to rule and battle wage

By the total domination
Of the world in my command
By the Air and the water
By the Fire and the land

I give no explanation
I was branded by the will
Bringer of Death and Destruction
To all that I now kill

Bravery calls my name
In the sound of the wind in the night
My sword will drink blood
And I will fight
Yes I will fight
In the dawn of battle
Dawn of Battle

I long to be free
So I wait for a sign
I wait for a star
To fall from the sky
From the dust of sleep
A promise to keep
Then all who see shall believe
Deliver into my hand
The sword of the land
Let my journey begin
So all shall understand
That if I fall
I will live again

I will rise up from the chaos
I will rise up from the grave
A brother to the darkness
A master to the slaves

I give no explanation
I was branded by the will
To bring of Death and Destruction
To all that I will kill

Bravery calls my name
In the sound of the wind in the night
My sword will drink blood
And I will fight
Yes I will fight
In the dawn of battle

Та търся аз функция, която да извлича информацията. И намирам mime_content_type(). Само че тая функция е deprecated в полза на библиотеката fileinfo. Само че тая библиотека се появява вградена чак в php 5.3.0, а аз ползвам 5.2.9. Та на ръка ще инсталирам модула с pecl. Да, ама той не ще да се компилира, липсва му някаква библиотека libmagic, която пък никъде не мога да намеря. Та връщам се на варианта mime_content_type(). Оказва се, че си я има функцията, ама за да не връща  "" ми трябва един файл /usr/share/mime.magic . Тоя файл също го е хванала липсата. По някое време взех, че погледнах часовника и си казах "Я, то минава полунощ. По-добре да опищя блога и да си лягам.".

Между другото се сещам как преди 6 часа се захванах с една "дребна задачка". Да живее php 5.2.9!

p.s. успях! оказа се, че на openSUSE тоя файл е в /usr/share/mime/magic. След като добавих

mime_magic.magicfile = "/usr/share/mime/magic"

в php.ini  проработи.

p.p.s. всъщност не работи. Какъвто и файл да дам, връща text/plain.

Symphony Of Destruction

Symphony Of Destruction by Megadeth

You take a mortal man,
And put him in control
Watch him become a god,
Watch peoples heads a’roll
A’roll, A’roooooooollll

(Chorus)
Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the Symphony
Of Destruction

Acting like a robot,
Its metal brain corrodes
You try to take its pulse,
Before the head explodes
Explodes, exploooodes

Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the Symphony
Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the Symphony,Swaying to the Symphony
of Destruction

Solo – Marty

The earth starts to rumble
World powers fall
A’warring for the heavens,
A peaceful man stands tall
Tall, taaaaaaalll

Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the Symphony
Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the Symphony, Swaying to the Symphony
of Destruction

След безплатна регистрация, този сайт ти дава прости уроци как да пишеш бързо, без да поглеждаш клавиатурата.  От вчера се занимавам и вече мога да пиша почти без да поглеждам клавиатурата (Но все още не особено бързо ). Който има проблеми с писането на клавиатура, може да го погледне.

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Where did you bury the bodies?
Stranger: I burned them
You: good
You: most people disconnect when i ask them
Stranger:
Stranger: so, who did you kill? I don’t think I remember
You: me?
You: no!
You: you killed them
Stranger: really?
You: yes
Stranger: god I’m going crazy
Stranger: I really can’t remember what happend last night
Stranger: I was suddenly in a church and there was a big fire
Stranger: and I saw bodies
Stranger: but I killed no one
You: don’t lie, I saw you kill them
Stranger: who were it?
Stranger: the people I killed?
Stranger: were they christians?
You: Bill Gates and some other M$ people
You: don’t worry they deserved it
Stranger: oh thanks for telling me
Stranger: that makes me feel a whole lot better
You: so, next it’s Steve Balmer
Stranger: hm
Stranger: where does he live?
You: I don’t know
You: i’m searching
Stranger: ok
You: you find a weapon
Stranger: I have a nice hammer to beat his bald head with
You: should work
Stranger: I guess so
You: here’s some info: http://virtualglobetrotting.com/map/2282…
Stranger: and if it doesn’t we can still burn him
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: I’ll see if I can go there next week. or is that too late?
You: it’s ok
Stranger: nice
You: after that we can steal a bomber and blow up M$ headquarters
Stranger: why not burn it? I like fire
You: if you can get out before the cops come
Stranger: I can, don’t worry
Stranger: I’ve done harder things, you know that
You: yes, of course
Stranger: so tell me, what have you been up to?
You: making viruses for Windows 7
Stranger: ah
Stranger: I expected something like that
Stranger: will they be better than the last time?
You: i’m working on one that destroys Windows and installs Linux
Stranger: great idea
You: I hope stupid PC users like Ubuntu
Stranger: they will have no choice
You: i’m still working on a way to replace the file system while the computer is running
Stranger: hm I’m sure you can figure it out
You: ok, call me when you kill him
Stranger: yea I will
Stranger: won’t you help me with it?
Stranger: I need someone to distract him
You: i’m in Europe, I can’t come
Stranger: I’m in europe too, but we can fly to the US next week
You: good. I’m in Bulgaria. You?
Stranger: I’m in sweden
Stranger: I’ll fly from stockholm next wednesday
Stranger: will you come with me?
You: ok. We meet in Washington on April 16th
Stranger: great
Stranger: see you then
Stranger: good luck

Як разговор жалко че не го взе на сериозно човека

You: Mac or PC?

Stranger: Penis

You: PC with Linux

Stranger: No i mean penis

You: but PC is better!

Stranger: no seriously i meant to say penis

You: and you did

Stranger: oh yes

You: but it’s not an answer to what i asked

Вчера в детската градина
спамът тръшна двама-трима.
Две дечица пък от снощи
нямат лични пощи.

Оня ден пък CIH намина
тръшна май че двайсетина.
Дисковете като нови-
празни до основи.

На Иванчо за играчка
Дядо Мраз дарил търсачка:
бързо диска тя му рови,
файлчетата трови.

Днес пък сървъра пострада,
няма си той веч преграда,
sisadmin-а до обяд
оптиката ряза с яд.

Гаден хакер се промъкна,
всичките пароли смъкна.
ха сега, деца,кажете,
де са часовете?

На админа му се спи,
файл копирал в Ftp
кредитните карти всички
на ви ся парички!

Над смълчаните полета
пеят траурни звънчета.
Младо хакерче намина,
сървърът почина.

Две дечица с бодри песни
вкъщи хъба си отнесли.
Т’ва админа го не схвана
свърза кабела от LAN-а.

кабела го гръм удари,
всички в нета ни завари,
дъно няма,платки,RAM:
всичко свърши се дотам.