Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Where did you bury the bodies?
Stranger: I burned them
You: good
You: most people disconnect when i ask them
Stranger:
Stranger: so, who did you kill? I don’t think I remember
You: me?
You: no!
You: you killed them
Stranger: really?
You: yes
Stranger: god I’m going crazy
Stranger: I really can’t remember what happend last night
Stranger: I was suddenly in a church and there was a big fire
Stranger: and I saw bodies
Stranger: but I killed no one
You: don’t lie, I saw you kill them
Stranger: who were it?
Stranger: the people I killed?
Stranger: were they christians?
You: Bill Gates and some other M$ people
You: don’t worry they deserved it
Stranger: oh thanks for telling me
Stranger: that makes me feel a whole lot better
You: so, next it’s Steve Balmer
Stranger: hm
Stranger: where does he live?
You: I don’t know
You: i’m searching
Stranger: ok
You: you find a weapon
Stranger: I have a nice hammer to beat his bald head with
You: should work
Stranger: I guess so
You: here’s some info: http://virtualglobetrotting.com/map/2282…
Stranger: and if it doesn’t we can still burn him
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: I’ll see if I can go there next week. or is that too late?
You: it’s ok
Stranger: nice
You: after that we can steal a bomber and blow up M$ headquarters
Stranger: why not burn it? I like fire
You: if you can get out before the cops come
Stranger: I can, don’t worry
Stranger: I’ve done harder things, you know that
You: yes, of course
Stranger: so tell me, what have you been up to?
You: making viruses for Windows 7
Stranger: ah
Stranger: I expected something like that
Stranger: will they be better than the last time?
You: i’m working on one that destroys Windows and installs Linux
Stranger: great idea
You: I hope stupid PC users like Ubuntu
Stranger: they will have no choice
You: i’m still working on a way to replace the file system while the computer is running
Stranger: hm I’m sure you can figure it out
You: ok, call me when you kill him
Stranger: yea I will
Stranger: won’t you help me with it?
Stranger: I need someone to distract him
You: i’m in Europe, I can’t come
Stranger: I’m in europe too, but we can fly to the US next week
You: good. I’m in Bulgaria. You?
Stranger: I’m in sweden
Stranger: I’ll fly from stockholm next wednesday
Stranger: will you come with me?
You: ok. We meet in Washington on April 16th
Stranger: great
Stranger: see you then
Stranger: good luck

Як разговор жалко че не го взе на сериозно човека

You: Mac or PC?

Stranger: Penis

You: PC with Linux

Stranger: No i mean penis

You: but PC is better!

Stranger: no seriously i meant to say penis

You: and you did

Stranger: oh yes

You: but it’s not an answer to what i asked